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Posted on 23rd Jul at 2:35 PM, with 229 notes
someoneatethis:

Pretty sure a bread bowl isn’t a loaf cut in half with the middle scooped out. But whatever, bro.
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someoneatethis:

Pretty sure a bread bowl isn’t a loaf cut in half with the middle scooped out. But whatever, bro.

Posted on 23rd Jul at 12:02 AM, with 15,880 notes
someoneatethis:

It’s not like anything matters anyway. Our lives are nothing. This world is nothing. Chili Spaghetti is nothing. Eat it… don’t eat it… the result is the same: you are insignificant.
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someoneatethis:

It’s not like anything matters anyway. Our lives are nothing. This world is nothing. Chili Spaghetti is nothing. Eat it… don’t eat it… the result is the same: you are insignificant.

Posted on 22nd Jul at 11:03 PM, with 50,753 notes
15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
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