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Posted on 18th Oct at 1:27 AM, with 95,618 notes
smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

smilesandvials:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

Posted on 18th Oct at 1:25 AM, with 109,219 notes

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

image

what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

theres a fucking enema button and its the same button as the turbo button why would anyone want this

Posted on 18th Oct at 1:02 AM, with 6,413 notes
awwww-cute:

Fluffy Baby Donkey
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awwww-cute:

Fluffy Baby Donkey

Posted on 15th Oct at 1:08 PM, with 81,333 notes

dyinganimemom:

we all really need to talk about the sound Victreebel makes in the anime

Posted on 14th Oct at 4:09 PM, with 408,705 notes
me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Posted on 14th Oct at 1:44 PM, with 236,942 notes
"His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young."

50 Shades of Grey

Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published

(via assguardingloki)

I’m gonna use this to sext

(via labias)

Tagged: #nsfw text, #kinda,
Posted on 14th Oct at 1:41 PM, with 64,624 notes

lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

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